The temperature? Heating up. The thunder thighs? Melting. The sweat? Pooling around your J’s. The solution?  Jorts. Thus comes the time to ask the age old question . . . How short should...

I get to class early and sit down. I see a small, about 5’7” figure approach me. This figure is foreign to me. I don’t recognize it. As it gets closer I start to make out some facial features....

It hurts, it hurts real bad. I will never stop being a Steelers fan, but oh god it hurts. In no way do I mean to belittle serious mental health issues brought about by incredibly traumatic events, but...